kissedmequiteinsane:

asskaban:

terminallycheesy:

i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters

And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been [17] days since our last harry potter marathon”

The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.

#I think it’s time to push it again says one of the employees


damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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oreides:

i don’t have time for HORSES

oreides:

i don’t have time for HORSES


Doctor Who + references in other television shows

  • 15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance


taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL


womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have


zanetheaiden:

raum-konigin:

zanetheaiden:

marsatrix:

ultrafacts:

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There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.
You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

No, there’s not. Silver is a reflective medium and it is simply photons being reflected back into your eyes.

You literally can’t prove anything but your mind is real.

Skepticism is a good philosophy, but up to a certain point it leaves us fucking nowhere.
Empiricists and scientists base every finding, every study, and every conclusion on the base fact that the senses we experience are accurate depictions of the world. This basest philosophical bullshit is literally the first thing taught anywhere, and it gets you NOWHERE.
"Wow, cogito ergo sum, the base of all philosophy, so edgy."
That statement had absolutely no value to anything whatsoever.

zanetheaiden:

raum-konigin:

zanetheaiden:

marsatrix:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.

You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

No, there’s not. Silver is a reflective medium and it is simply photons being reflected back into your eyes.

You literally can’t prove anything but your mind is real.

Skepticism is a good philosophy, but up to a certain point it leaves us fucking nowhere.

Empiricists and scientists base every finding, every study, and every conclusion on the base fact that the senses we experience are accurate depictions of the world. This basest philosophical bullshit is literally the first thing taught anywhere, and it gets you NOWHERE.

"Wow, cogito ergo sum, the base of all philosophy, so edgy."

That statement had absolutely no value to anything whatsoever.


jaysbrain:

I love how Avatar fans think that just because the Gaang were super cool kids that that means they’d be the greatest parents.

One kid didn’t grow up with parents and all his parental figures were killed in a genocide when he was 12.

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Two siblings lost their mother as…


loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage


loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW


musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.


nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe