what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
The amount of sass though.
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
my mother and sister went to the Crayola factory and brought this home for me. they know me so well ~
I don’t go running because I want to be thin.
I go running because
and tell you
this is literally my favorite running post of all time. hands down.
i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
i deal with my feelings in a healthy way
and by healthy way i mean shoving them aside and spending hours on the internet doing basically nothing to keep my thoughts far far far away from them it’s foolproof yes
it’s hard buying gifts for nerds bc you’re like “i want the thing but they’re my friend”
it’s the ultimate sacrafice
And so what’s your excuse, Ben?
My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.
im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think